Buying Property Step 1 – When to buy.

Boilerplate Introduction: I’ve only just bought a house and I don’t claim to be any kind of expert. What I’m writing here is merely the things I learnt along the way… sometimes they might be blatantly obvious and other times they can be quite surprising. Because I’m no expert, please feel free to leave a comment if I’m wrong or you think I’m missing something. I wanted to write this now, before the shock and awe has subsided and before the lingo and concepts become too common place to seem unusual.

The obvious answer to the “when to buy” question is “When the prices are at their lowest and when the interest rate is about to start coming down“… That’s obviously hard to predict, but there are some things that will help you.

Low prices are caused by a few things:

  • Overstock: There are too many houses on the market and sellers drop their prices in order to be more competitive than the place down the road.
  • Tough Times: In tough financial times there are fewer buyers. When there are fewer buyers you need to entice them by lowering prices.
  • Overstock, Tough Times and Desperation: This is the trifector. Tough Times cause more people to sell which causes Overstock which causes people who really need to sell to push their prices down. Its a very uncomfortable place to be for a seller and one would assume that most sellers would just try and weather the storm… but, as you can imagine, not everyone can…

Why People Sell Their Property

You get a few different types of sellers and understanding them can explain the market and help you predict when and how things are going to pan out.

  • Distressed Sellers: These are the guys who have either lost their jobs or bought at the maximum amount that their banks would allow and are now unable to meet their monthly payments because the interest rates have gone up 5.5%.  On a 1 million rand bond, 5.5% means your monthly payment went from R8 970 to R12 790 (Roughly R4000 per month). These guys risk forclosure from the bank… which essentially means the bank will auction the house at less than it’s worth and force the owner to pay the difference. ie. Lose everything you’ve paid into your house and end up with a crapload of debt and a very bad credit record. This is where you’ll usually pick up property at very low prices. I’m glad I didn’t need to buy property from a person like this, I would have felt too bad.
  • Investment Sellers: These guys have money and probably a few properties. They bought back in the day and are probably renting the place out. Investment Selllers understand that the market will always recover and they’re willing to wait it out. These guys are responsible for the R900 000 properties on the market that suck more than the R600 000 properties. They’ll leave it on the market at R900 000 until the market corrects itself or until some poor idiot comes along and pays R300 000 too much for the place.
  • Liquifying Sellers: These are the guys who are trying to turn some of their assets into cash so that they can start a company or buy a yacht etc. They’re not as price concious as investment sellers but they also won’t settle for less than they paid. They usually have other options.
  • Moving Up Sellers: This is typically a couple who have outgrown their house or want something better. They might even have bought another place already on the condition that they sell their existing place first. These guys can be quite desperate but are also not stupid. They have nothing to lose other than the chance to move into the home they really want. They’re also flexible and understand that property prices fluctuate so they might loose R50k on the place they’re selling and score R100k on the place they buy.
  • Weird old ladies with bug phobias. You will occasionally run into some odd people selling their properties, especially when they’re selling privately. They can be harmless but can also waste a lot of your time. They typically overvalue their property because they haven’t had a property agent give them a reality check with a clue-by-four yet. I can’t imagine how painful it would be to actually try and buy a place from one of these people.
  • FUD: Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt is an interesting aspect to all of this… Assume you bought a house 5 years ago for R400k, 2 years ago it was worth a million, but now agents are saying that the market is getting worse and your house will only fetch R900k. With looming interest rate hikes there’s a chance that before you know it your house will be work R800k. If you are not willing to wait out the next cycle (4-8 years) you might want to sell now while you might still get R900k.

The reason you need to understand the sellers is because it will help you put a price in perspective and know what a reasonable offer would be. You’ll usually be able to spot the sellers motives by looking at the house and asking the agent.

Value Cycles

The important thing to recognise is that Interest Rates have a direct impact on property prices.

There is supposedly a 5 year cycle in property, but the last boom was about 5 years ago… maybe more depending on who you ask. I think the cycle does definitely exist, but I think it is sped up or slowed down by other factors like Interest Rates, Inflation Rates, Politics, General Happiness, Voodoo etc.  I also think that the market is self-fulfulling to some extent. In other words, if enough analysts predict higher sales, people go and buy houses.

I think the cycle is anything between 4 and 8 years… the trick is obviously in knowing how to predict the troughs and peaks.

It seems that we might have just hit the bottom of one of those troughs. Analysts are slowly starting to predict better outcomes and Investec says that StatsSA have overstated inflation and the interest rate should proabably be 2% less than it is right now. To put that in perspective, that 2% represents about R1500 per month on a million rand loan. If the interest rate drops by the full 5.5% that it gained in the past few years it brings things down a lot more. But that is truly the BIG IF.

The bottom line seems to be to buy at the very bottom of a trough or while prices are going down… if you’re ready. Don’t get suckered into buying when prices are on their way up in case they go so high you’ll never be able to afford to own property… That’s the FUD speaking.

Over and out.

j

Investment Brokers

Don’t trust some monkey in a fancy suit who couldn’t cut it as a CA and became a financial advisor. They usually have one area of expertise… You want an island holiday and they know Mauritius… guess where you’re going on holiday? Get on the internet and research. If you’re bright you might even know more than that broker within the week.

(My advice for a friend)

Working with people who are good at what they do…

There is a lot to be said for working with people who are good at what they do… I’ve been lucky enough over the years to work with a lot of experts. People who excel at their jobs and go out of their way to provide excellent service.

Then I tried to buy a house.

Oh my lordy is this an industry that needs to go on a serious diet and lose some fat.

Property seems to be one of those black box industries where you’re expected to just nod and smile while they withdraw large sums of money from your bank account and imply that you’re really way too dumb to understand where it’s all going and why… much like the Travel Industry… And I’ve worked in the travel industry for about 6 years so my BS radar is quite effective.

I could go on and on about how incredibly bad some of the experiences I’ve had over the past few weeks are… People who never get back to me… Agents who drag me to dodgy locations late at night only to discover the owner of the house isn’t there… Agents who make appointments with me and then cancel 5 minutes before the meeting because they ‘didn’t actually organise it‘… but I won’t because there are very good people out there who need some praise.

Firstly, and I must admit I am surprised by this, Ooba… specifically Colin from Ooba. This is a guy who has repeatedly surprised me by how efficient he is and how willing he is to take time to explain things in detail. He ALWAYS calls back, always replies to my emails, and always seems exceedingly knowledgeable in his area of expertise. I get the impression I’m dealing with a guy who is genuinely passionate about homeloans and passionate about excellent service. All that without ever saying “We’re passionate about…”. The few dealings I’ve had with the banks, INCLUDING MY OWN FRIGGEN BANK, have been painful, tiresome and actually left me more confused than I started.

UPDATE 2014: While I still stand by my original statement re Ooba, when we bought again in late 2013 I found my joy with Ooba dwindled… I had far greater success doing the legwork and dealing with the banks directly. It was a fracking painful and time consuming process but in the end we got the bond.

Secondly, I’ve realised that there is a BIG difference between a good estate agent and a bad estate agent. The good ones take time to consider what you’re looking for, they don’t waste your time with rubbish. They call back when they need to, they don’t try and pressure you into making a purchase by spinning bullshit about the economy and how rare ‘a place like this is’… They use email and embrace the internet. They don’t lie or misrepresent the truth. Good agents won’t badmouth other agents while showing you around a property and they wont moan at you on the phone if you happen to agree to see a place with someone else because they didn’t get back to you in time. Good agents will spend a rainy night in observatory driving you around from location to location and be honest about the condition and “accuracy” of the owners asking price. Good agents will also deal with tricky owners and tenants and get you into properties where others have failed.

So here is a list of agents who get my nod of approval:

  • Christian from Rose Eedes in Observatory.
  • Leigh and Sharon Ball from Sharon Ball Properties.

Not a very long list is it? Considering I’ve dealt with about 15…

Also I’d like to thank Michael R. for giving me lots of good advice on the bond stuff… it’s nice to have a friend who can point out any pitfalls when you’re about to drop a fortune on a house.

Big news on the western front…

A few big things are happening…

After a good run at Frogfoot Networks I’ve decided to move on to some new challenges. I used to think I knew Linux before I joined Frogfoot… Now I know how little I know, but certainly know a lot more than I used to. I’ve also made some good friends at Frogville and I’m sure we’re going to see a lot of each other in the future. Frogfoot has an exciting future ahead of it and I’m sad I won’t be around to see it all come together.

In slightly more scary, but incredibly exciting, news, Lynnae and I have decided to buy a house together. We’ve got our hearts set on a beautiful 100+ year old Victorian house in Observatory that’s been stunningly restored by a gay engineer… I only mention this because it dawned on me that there are few people more qualified to fix up a house than someone with an eye for detail who also knows how to swing a hammer. The only sad part will be that he’ll take all his gorgeous furniture with him. It’s got a lovely Victorian fireplace and high ceilings!

So that’s the news… If all goes according to plan we could be weber’ing on our patio in September.

God the stress is killing me.

A public service announcement

It has come to my attention that a lot of people are using phrases like ‘totally flipping awesome‘ without knowing how they relate to events that are ‘friggin rad‘. In an effort to correct any misunderstandings I’m going to lay out a few of the more frequently used descriptors and their relative measurements.

Firstly, you need to understand and be able to identify the common units of measure. For example, totally-flipping-awesomeness is measured in awesomepoints while friggen-radness is measured in Rads.

Super implies a factor of 10. There are 1000 awesomepoints in 1 awesome. Therefore super-awesome scores 10000 awesomepoints.

Totally-flipping-awesome is slightly harder to distil to naked awesomepoints because of the conjunctive nature of using ‘totally’ and ‘flipping’ together. The most commonly accepted method is to multiply anything prefixed with ‘totally’ by 12.478 (Borat’s Constant). Flipping, as we all know, implies that the suffix is squared and then divided by 500 before applying any prefixes. Therefore Totally-Flipping-Awesome scores 24956 awesomepoints. (much higher than super-awesome)

As mentioned before, friggen-radness is measured in Rads (Named after Johannes Rad of the first naval infantry). At 6000 Rads an event reaches Radness. Friggen indicates a multiplier of 7. Therefore Friggen-Rad measures 42000 Rads.

Converting between awesomepoints and Rads is quite difficult as it requires first defining a constant using Brownian motion as a stable clock source. While many scientists disagree with the specific number, it has been widely accepted that the number ‘3’ is as ‘near-as-dammit’. ‘Near-as-dammit’ is another scientific term I will explain in a future paper.

Therefore if we convert our 24956 awesomepoints to Rads we see that Totally-Flipping-Awesome scores roughly 74868 Rads; Significantly higher than Friggen-Rad’s 42000 Rads.

Coming soon: Do you know how to convert between metric-shit-tons and imperial-pant-loads? I’ll show you an easy trick for conversions you can do in your head!

Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook

As much as I hate to drag you into this ugly mess I feel it is necessary to let you know that Vodacom (a cellular phone operator here in South Africa and a subsidiary of Vodafone) is messing with your copyright. I’m not a fan of copyright at the best of times but I think it is important to send a very stern message to any ISP who feels it is okay to inject html on web pages their customers are trying to view.

The offending bit of HTML which is served whenever anyone requests your website is a link to their own “Vodafone Live” service which in many ways is a competitor to Facebook. Below you can see a screenshot of your page (which is copyright 2008) and just below it, the injected link. This is an unauthorised derivative of your original copyright work.

And here you can see some of the content on the page which they link to:

Screenshot

If you let them do this they might be overwriting your advertisements next.

Regards
Jonathan Endersby