Only the dead have seen the end of war.
- Plato

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
- Confucius

Sometimes you gotta return to ashes to become a phoenix again.
- Steve

No matter how old I get I will never cease to be amazed at where the letter q is in the alphabet.
- Me

Sometimes I like to pretend I’m retarded and struggling to type. People leave me alone and I can continue arbing around you see
- Lynnae

Sometimes I feel like I’m gonna get busted for sitting at the grown ups table
- Lindi

Third paragraph is hand-wavey new age shite.
- Mike (Referring to Crystal Lamps that give off negative ions)

It’s maybe a good idea to have more carrots than sticks.
- Joe

My life… I dunno, I’m drowning in assholes here.
- Igby, Igby goes down

Each blogger is a gravitational center, great or small, but there’s no sun they’re all orbiting around.
- Douglas Wolk

I would rather have the beans separately. They frustrate me too much when they fall off the toast.
- My luff

We will not understand each other if we just go on with the old habits. So we cannot just sing in seSotho, sometimes we must sing in Afrikaans as well.
- Terror Lekota

Go on deck often, regardless of the weather. Many things are cured by the wind and the sea, if you stay on deck with them long enough.
- Bernard Moitessier